The 8 best uncensored alternative movie scenes, those that are garbage

Have you ever seen a movie and said to yourself “no, but I should be dead here” or “how come there is no blood? If you’ve always dreamed of seeing realistic, slightly scary versions of your favorite blockbusters, you’ve come to the right place.

1. “Spider-Man”: All those moments when Peter Parker should have died in excruciating pain.

Just because Peter Parker is Spider-Man doesn’t mean he can’t die stupidly. In Sam Raimi’s debut movie, the ultimate Spider-Man, it’s obvious Peter’s asshole should have died holding the train. same for far from homedo you really think you can get so close to the helicopter blades by jumping from the obelisk?

2. “Mom, I missed the plane!” : Kevin McCallister kills all the bad guys with a creepy smile

In this exceptional video that completely revisits the setting of the film, we understand that Kevin McCallister has murderous impulses and that, having killed his entire family, he decides to attack the breakwaters. At the same time, we were a bit foolish as children to believe that we could survive so many horrible traps.

3. “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”: Willy Wonka lets all the children die one by one

In the film Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the children must leave the visit in shifts because all kinds of junk happen to them. In this more realistic version, little Veruca Salt can be seen falling to her death as her neck is broken. She didn’t deserve better.

4. “Harry Potter”: Draco Malfoy grinds Harry’s bones to use his body as a basketball

There’s already a lot of creepiness and death in Harry Potter (remember how we cried too much when Cédric died like shit there? Tears what) but it wasn’t enough. It’s even more fun with blood and completely unlikely deaths, so check out this hilarious excerpt.

5. “Iron Man”: The true bloody aftermath of Iron Man’s beatings

When Iron Man punches people and throws fireballs, it does a lot of damage, but it’s still suggested. Fortunately, the 3D professionals at Runner They have fixed this problem by creating an uncensored version (and it is much better).

6. “Captain America: Civil War”: A slightly more realistic battle with blood everywhere

Do you really think Captain America’s shield could bounce off someone and leave them unscathed? No, that would surprise me. In this version, the soldier who receives the full force of the shield is split in two and that gives a bit of unhealthy satisfaction.

7. “Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace”: The death of Jar Jar Binks, that fat asshole

If you like Star Warsyou must hate this deep asshole that is Jar Jar Binks the worst character on Star Wars. He misses dying 35 times in the first movie and kind souls have finally decided to give us the excerpt we’ve always dreamed of: the death of Jar Jar Binks.

8. “Shrek”: The dragon eats Lord Farquaad and spits his head out

One can understand that the creators of Shrek I didn’t want to show Farquaad’s death in a very graphic way, it’s still a children’s cartoon. Fortunately, anything is possible when you have a little mastery of 3D animation.

Thanks to the team of the American channel Corridor, equipped with special effects that do not stop making us laugh while having fun with the best blockbuster movies.

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